Gradually the show started having a moronic "plot" that took over more and more of each episode to the point he has to make another show to talk about videos games and dedicate this one purely to himself talking to himself in various costumes and poor excuses for acting in different secluded locations that he shoots at so no one can see his shame. The best part is that one of the characters is a big, stupid jock (at least that's what he's meant to be, it's still just Bob's fat ass) called "The Anti-thinker" which feels like Bob's petty revenge on the kids who used to make fun of him by implying that, since they don't care about video games as much as he does, they must be retarded. It is this show that makes you seriously wonder if Bob doesn't have autism. The entire thing is hilarious, but for all the wrong reasons. This show is fucking embarrassing to watch.īob dresses up in a number of costumes and talks to himself in several voices in what looks like a show about what it must feel like to have no friends. And, somehow, it's back on Escapist's channel The rest of his time is spent using tortured logic to explain why things he likes are okay, things he dislikes are bad, casting colored characters with white actors is bad because it's racist, casting white characters with black actors is fine, casting anything else is wrong because it's against the canon (but only when he doesn't like it), censorship isn't censorship when it's done by people he agrees with but is censorship when it's done to them, Jack Thompson wasn't that bad so comparing him to Anita isn't an insult unless he insults Anita which is when he's suddenly bad again if people agree with Bob's own opinion that he wasn't that bad and doxing is okay but only when it's done by his friends and not to them. He just talks about anything and everything, but mostly about 30 year old cartoons and movies because the time before high-school was the only happy time in his life before it made him realize what a failure he is. I guess in Bob's mind Jake Gyllenhaal looks like the Happy Merchant.īob gives his unwanted opinions about shit nobody cares about. But big-up to him for being a giant antisemite, saying in his review of Exodus that it's racist that Christian Bale is playing a Jewish character because Jews don't look that way. It isn't interesting and even less so funny because Bob's idea of humor is saying things he is mad about in an angry voice. Here Bob talk about movies, spews shit at Michael Bay and then retracts everything he says about him on his other shit shows. His video reviews have a hypnotic quality created by his third chin popping in-and-out from underneath his hilarious beard that was grown in a desperate attempt to conceal it.īobby has lots of shit shows on The Escapist, all of which contain his boring opinions on shit that nobody cares about besides him, instead deciding to overcompensate for everyone else by caring about these things waaaaay too much, to the point that it leaves him no time in the day to try and get laid or go on a diet. His reviews are filled with his unsolicited opinions about movies and video games which he acquired in all the free time he has leftover from never having sex, in between dreaming about one day being a director while being too fat and lazy to do anything about it. All of this because there is no way this fat blob would ever be able to go to a job interview. Bob is made famous only by virtue of the internet and his willingness to pander to SJW feminists who don't actually watch these movies or play these games beyond what is necessary for them to call them sexist. He has an obsession with Mario rivaling that of Chris-chan's obsession with Sonic the Hedgehog. Bob roleplaying as his favorite game designer, though even she won't fuck him for a mentionīob "Moviebob" Chipman (a.k.a Movie blob or basement Bob or MSTmario) from The Escapist is another, fat uneducated self-styled "journalist" who can't get laid.
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